Hi, it’s Boo again. There’s been some excitement around our house recently. I don’t completely understand it, but they’re calling it grad-ee-nation, whatever that means. For me it just means yet another day where Mommy O and all the people disappear for hours and hours and ever and then come back and tell me they’re sorry we were bored. But it’s apparently something exciting for two-legged puppies, so there’s that. The younger two-legged puppy has been really stressed out for weeks and weeks and weeks about … well, I’m not really sure what. Something about ape exams and Cinderella and a bunch of other things. He talked about school ALL the time.
The older two-legged puppy apparently also had a grad-ee-nation, but they said he wasn’t as excited about it because he had lots more school to do. So I guess grad-ee-nation has something to do with school. He was also stressed out because he had to type and type and type at the computer over the last few weeks.
I don’t understand why the two-legged puppies are so stressed about this thing called “school”. I’ve been two school lots of times, and it was fun! I got to learn how to walk at Mommy O’s side without a leash, and sit whenever she stopped, and if I did it well, she gave me lots of cookies! I love cookies. We also went somewhere else where I got to do jumps jumps jumps, run through tunnels, go around barrels, and even walk across big pieces of wood. I got lots of cookies there also - mostly for “SHUTUPBOO”. I like to bark when I’m excited, and “SHUTUPBOO” means that if I stop barking, I get cookies. It’s hard to not bark when I’m excited, but I really like cookies, so I’m trying.
I also do school where I got jump-jump-jump-jump BALL!! That might be my favorite. But it’s funny at that school, because the other people yell “SHUTUPLYNDA” at Mommy O and joke about giving her cookies if she remembers to not talk to me when I’m going jump-jump-jump-jump-BALL. I can’t help it - as soon as she calls me I get so happy I open my mouth BIG and the ball just falls out. They’re happier when I bring the ball all the way back, but if Mommy O says anything I just SMILE so big and the ball goes bouncy bouncy away from me.
I did school with the Mommy I had in Florida too. I got to go swimmies, and learned how to stand-so-pretty while people petted me and told me how BOOtiful I was. I liked that too, and got cookies for it, but it wasn’t as much fun as chasing FRISBEES and BALLS and doing JUMPS and going through TUNNELS, and everything else that I get to do here.
Mommy O says not all dogs get to go to school like I do. That kind of makes me sad, because school can be SO MUCH FUN!! Especially when you get cookies and toys. I wish all dogs got to go to the schools I go to! I even had my own grad-ee-nation ceremony a few weeks ago at the jump-tunnel-jump places where they gave me a giant cookie!